when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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