they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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