He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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