we made out on top of his cat.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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