She went from zero to smokin in five shots
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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