How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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