if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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