how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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