Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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