Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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