youre lurking in front of me
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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