Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
