this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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