if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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