Your tits are I can't wait for
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
