Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
sex on a bike is impossible
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