Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
they call him Oral-B. enough said
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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