i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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