Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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