he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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