I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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