week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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