you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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