I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Randomize
