HIV tests are more positive than that guy
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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