Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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