'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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