I hate your face
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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