i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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