I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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