Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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