i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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