Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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