Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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