Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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