Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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