i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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