Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
she pinky promised me she was 18
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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