She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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