I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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