His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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