I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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