I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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