And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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