So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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