i barfeds in our rink
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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