If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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