Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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