for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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