I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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