So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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