In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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